Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Friday, May 8, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Ten Ways to Piss off a Pagan
* Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat.
* Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light. (No need to waste a good candle!)
* Pick up their gems for a closer look.
* Sharpen their dull black-handled knife.
* Witness to them about the "true religion".
* Untie the knots in their cord.
* Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
* Play card games with their Tarot cards.
* Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
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