Monday, April 27, 2009

Ten Ways to Piss off a Pagan

* Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat.

* Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light. (No need to waste a good candle!)

* Pick up their gems for a closer look.

* Sharpen their dull black-handled knife.

* Witness to them about the "true religion".

* Untie the knots in their cord.

* Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.

* Play card games with their Tarot cards.

* Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.


  1. These are 2 of my five cats... Garfield and Noodles... :)

  2. Yep, that outta do it! My fella's brother comes over and asks me stupid questions about my books and things and I keep on saying "read one!" It really annoys me that people just believe what they believe and dont research the facts. I say, if you dont know enough about a topic, don't talk about it until you do! Ahh,I feel better now!I liked that post! I might show it to him!

  3. hahaha i love it!!!
    it says so much!!!!
    my parents did all those when they saw my things for the first time!!!! hehehehe

  4. I've been Pagan for two years and I'm still trying to get people to leave my altar alone... :(